Recipe for a Transplant

Well, today is the BIG day. I've given the transplant idea a great deal of thought and decided that it should be approached as a recipe. So here it goes "Michael Dear"...
Preparation:
First of all, please make sure to groom yourself (shower and shave). Next, make sure that you put on your dress scrubs, fresh white socks and your "really cool" slippers. There is nothing like a well dressed man to give a great first impression.
Ingredients:
Practice your best smile. A handshake is not appropriate here since you will be meeting the essence of the donor in a bag. The smile is for you and me...and Mylove and the transplant team.
Use your best (lower decibel) voice to proclaim your love and gratefulness to "said" donor. I will join the chant.
Directions:
Think positive thoughts while blending the mixture of stem cells into your body. Think health, strength, and determination. Mentally welcome the cells into your body, making a spiritual connection to the cells that are bound and determined to make you a better golfer, an avid shopper, a better basketball player, and a man who is in touch with his feminine side.
Consult the hospital prayer book for the "Stem Cell Transplant" prayer.
NOTE: You don't have to change a thing about yourself. I REALLYlove you just the way you are.
Dear Friends,
Thank you for all your comments. We really love reading them. It is a reminder of how lucky we are to have you in our lives. Today is the beginning of our new life together. May we have many years of laughter, love, and celebrations with all of you. We Love you. Cookie & Mike